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askdrakomod: Made as a gift for askug because they were super awesome and may have given me amazing steam games. WHICH THEY SHOULD STAHP BY THE WAY! Not that I didn’t appreciate it a TON though. Thank you UG mod :3 JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS!
Someone asked if I had started doing porn because of the original photo, So I said its not anymore pornographic than say a shampoo commercial these days ;p
chastityrocks: rohosub: chastityrocks: littlecumdrop: Warning!!!! Its all good at the time but be careful when wearing a chastity. Specifically the CB6000 rubs you raw! YES ! that is correct and very painful !!! its not funny be careful ! Cheaper
its-okay-were-nice: theoddsrnevernourfavour: buzzfeed: It’s been a really wild year on this website. I CANT FUCKING BREATHE. the last one my personal favorite was sesame street.
Its not a hobby. Its a calling! =)
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kea-photo:Someone asked if I had started doing porn because of the original photo, So I said its not anymore pornographic than say a shampoo commercial these days ;p Yes I am aware of the typo…. Artistic freedom
HAHAHAHAHA! So its NOT just me who think guys look absolutely retarded wearing their hats like that! YAY!
Pretty much me whenever a woman tells me she loves me and its not appropriate…. >_>
….. way to try and make a political statement by totally taking YOURSELF completely out of context… but hey… whatevs… its not like being rational ever got anyone anywhere in politics….. >_>
True. People assume that if you’re a genius with an ridiculous IQ… life is easier or something? Well its not… yer fucking dumb for thinking so. ^_^
…. dude its not like a passenger jet…
Right? Its not even like I lust her. I don’t do the whole celebrity obsession thing. I just want to date her. She’s like… my type.
Ignoring the vaguely angry and inappropriate picture/caption on the right, TOTALLY. When I say curvy… I mean CURVY. Its not code for overweight ffs…
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA. Glad to see the whole planet makes fun of the USA and its not just most of us. =P
I just grab it, move aside THEN put my money away… its not brain surgery guys…
YA ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED LADIES, STOP BEING SELF CENTERED. Ahem… Im fine.
…. *tests* Even if its not true… drowning scorpions sounds therapeutic.
lol…. This is such a fucking safety hazard. Hope its not in America… those fuckers would kill themselves wholesale… freezing to death in the middle of the summer etc.
Oh good. Its not just our species who does it. I find this comforting. Boobs are universal for primates. Huzzah!
…. I feel like this is common sense… but apparently… its not…
lol Its not wrong…
…………. come on. Its not like squirting is a recent development in human anatomy… how the fuck sheltered is this librarian…? LMAO
Hey its not their fault you left yourself wide open for it…
lol Education Moment: Actually its not hard at all to make salt water drinkable. You could make something out of common household items in 5 mins that does and would require zero power source. lol Making LARGE amounts of salt water drinkable
Ha. Owned. Except its not racism, just prejudice… but lets ignore that because its fun to point out the idiocy of prejudiced people. ^_^
lol While I HAVE seen nice messages like this… we still have the regular bad ones. Its not that Canadians are SUPER polite… its just that we SEEM super polite… compared to America. ;)
Lets be honest here. Its not better than nothing. I can do it better myself. By a huge margin. =_= Stop the myth that handjobs are good for anything!
nextlevelgoogly: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?
the-pundertaker-deactivated2020:heywriters:Humor Among Siblings: Two Moods1. We’re all being very witty right now, but we’re immune to each other’s wit so we forget to laugh2. Nothing we’re saying is actually funny at all, yet
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: You could probably block them? I probably could, but it doesn’t really bother me. I just think its funny that its just this one particular porn bot that keeps liking my posts
ask-genie: sasha-nein: azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. You pay us to scare you.
aloaddeepinsideher: cumming-inside: fetusdumpling: smilebits: fetusdumpling: TITTIES TOO BIG I’m reblogging this because you were whining then and you’re like three cup sizes bigger now ITS NOT FUNNY ITS A CURSE SERIOUSLY plus I’m pretty
azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go,
damn its hella late, and i still need to wash the pile of dishes…cut my nails, get ready for tomorrow, and download a couple of songs… then take some pain relievers and put on some salonpas patches haha. but its not funny cuz i think i just
verylilpimpin: honey-dipping: baestheticsss: liquid-sword23: laurennohill: thepoeticlovechild: bang: its not funny anymore It never was funny. Y'all not suppose to take that seriously!! OMG it’s suppose to be a joke. Y'all fucking shit up 😒😒😒😒😒
xiumeme: guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a kpop video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but kpop sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.
1wintershadow1: pr1nceshawn: The 7 Stages of Not Sleeping at Night THIS IS SO ACCURATE ITS NOT FUNNY ;-;
Yes I live with guys. Yes we are affectionate. No I don’t want to fuck them in any way. No I’m not secretly in love with them. Keep your fantasies to yourself.
riharryhoe: ok it was funny for a little but the dye is temporary you dont have to be anoying asshole and start attacking perrie like chill its not funny its annoying as shit shut the fuck up
jewish-harley-quinn:red-mercer:pathologising:STOP putting me in a little jar and shaking it around!!! Its NOT funny!!!!!It’s not the worst thing that can happen to you in a jar
juicyvelourtracksuit: hutchj: sonoanthony: this is funny but its not funny at the same time cus im dying It’s funny bc this is true. Like I went to the ER last Monday, literally passed out in the ER, and they still made me wait an hour before admitting
its not funny but it is, sickos.
The Internet did not wait for this one 😭 its not funny to those little girls that he violated though. I always thought he was a weirdo even when I watched the show.
ready-set-hellno: REASONS TO DATE ME: 1. i like baking so we can eat a lot of cake ALL THE TIME 2. i can like cuddle and shit 3. i will give you so much information on all time low its not funny 4. sometimes i make cat noises 5. sometimes im funny
baboushkat: sometimes this website reminds me of like u know those toddlers who do something funny and people laugh. and then they do it again. ok haha. and again. come on now. and again. look its not funny if you just keep doing the same thing. and
boybrands: azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. You pay us to scare you. It is your choice
arania-exumai: Not pretty enough. Not social enough. Not smart enough. Not skinny enough. Not fun enough. Not nice enough. Not rich enough. Not funny enough. Not anything enough.
I'm so FUCKING horny right now its not even funny.
b0mbb: sorry i’m not pretty enough. sorry i’m not funny enough. sorry i’m not smart enough. sorry i’m not interesting enough. sorry i’m not cute enough. sorry i’m not sexy enough. sorry i’m don’t have the desired body. sorry i’m not sorry
perchu: dogs420: perchu: razzliox: perchu: what rock group has four men that don’t sing what mount rushmore this isn’t funny and is probably from a laffy taffy wrapper 1.) it is from a laffy taffy wrapper2.) if its not funny why does it
i wish people would stop talking about john green, it makes up like 40% of my dash and i’m trying to savior everything and most isn’t even tagged i just want to look at pretty and funny pictures and talk about Nepeta
monstre-rose: anuvia: jami-c: prongsiegannon: chompass: scenefux: monstrenoir: Holy crap, please watch this. I think I just peed. I am in tears. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!? I CAN’T BREATHE Fuck yEs THIS ITS NOT A C O O k IE mg ldSKJHG NO MATTER
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